Do you remember when you were a kid and you did as you were told and you didn’t get into mischief and do stupid stuff?

Yeah. Me neither.

In fact, as it turns out, the entire About Men Radio posse has quite a history of engaging in first-degree stupidity both as kids and as not-so-much-kids.

If being a knucklehead were a crime, we’d be serving life sentences.

What kinds of crimes against intelligence are we talking about?

Richard Rodriguez throwing batteries from his eighth-floor apartment window and hitting a buddy in the head.

Pedro Rafael Rosado kicking in the doors of abandoned buildings in the South Bronx and getting chased by junkies.

Christopher Mele building “squirrel traps” of holes dug into the ground, laced with thorns from a bush and camouflaged with a layer of grass on top.

And, oh yeah, there’s the story of a huge box of gay porn exploding open before a group of New York City firefighters.

To learn more, you will need to listen to the latest episode of About Men Radio.

Give it a listen and see how your shenanigans match up to ours.

And remember: Let he without shenanigans throw the first battery from a window.